Lezbehonest.

fireworkdreamer

Slap her ass and call her beautiful.

psappho

anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

yelled

when the bus driver suddenly hits the brakes

thechosenjuan

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

prokopetz

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

prokopetz

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

phuk-ewe

“There was a blind spot in the security camera and only one cashier on duty, they were asking to be robbed, what did they expect?”

italodiscomegamix

ice water is so fucking good

italodiscomegamix

not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure

tescosfinest

i want to make friends but at the same time no